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| News Link » /news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=20542 |   DanT (395) Jun 09, 2008 - 09:07 am » Edited on Jun 09, 2008 - 09:10 am
| I just found out why this edition of the Daily Phlegm was late by a week. It turns out that Alex was kidnapped and held hostage in one of the convalescent homes by a dozen senior citizen women after he reported for his wii story. They had him hooked up to a Viagra drip for over 5 days. He's still a bit twitchy from the whole experience, but said, and I quote, "they wanted to release me after 2 days, but I managed to convince Bessy (84 yo grandmother of 9) that she needed to practice her kung fu grip on my nunchuck."
Link: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0525051densmore1.html Flag this | Edit this post |
| News Link » /news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=20493 | DanT (395) May 29, 2008 - 11:40 pm
| I don't know. This kinda sounds like an admission of defeat to me. If ATI can match up two gpu's to make one fast one, can't NVidia do the same with two faster gpu's and always be superior?
Isn't this just a smaller derivative of SLI vs Crossfire? And who's winning that battle. Flag this | Edit this post |
| News Link » /news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=20494 | DanT (395) May 28, 2008 - 03:22 pm
| | I still haven't seen a single decent insult from anyone. Alex is beginning to think he is untouchable. His head is swelling everyday that passes with no insults. Can't anyone please put him in his place? Anyone? Huh? Flag this | Edit this post |
| News Link » /news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=20486 | DanT (395) May 28, 2008 - 01:55 pm
| | OK, phlegm may not be too tasty, but you have to admit that phlegms close relative Booger can be very tasty, especially after a long day in the city when they have had plenty of time to collect a days worth of dirt and debris. Flag this | Edit this post |
| News Link » /news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=20475 | DanT (395) May 21, 2008 - 03:17 pm
| I'm looking for insults of Alex, not FiringSquad.
Let me see if I can start a trend.....
Alex is lucky he doesn't grow any hair on his legs. Unlike his wife, he doesn't have to shave before he puts on a dress. Flag this | Edit this post |
| News Link » /news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=20475 | DanT (395) May 20, 2008 - 03:53 pm
| Alex is going to now attempt to marry his warped sense of humor with the gaming and hardware news of the day. I witnessed how you all ripped Brett a new sphincter for his news headlines. Lets see if you can muster as much venom for our infamous in house comedian, Alex Mebane.
Here's some ammunition:
He's old
He's balding (not bald)
He's got hairless legs and knobbly knees
He sings opera in the shower (quite well)
And he's a good-old-boy from the South
I'll give a free video card to the person with the cleverest insult. Flag this | Edit this post |
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